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It's a humble request to all my dear friends not to send messages like "Forward to 10 people, otherwise you'll have misfortune" or "Bad Luck shall follow you for 10 years" or "Dekhte hi Like Karo"... because this does not change or luck.

Luck does not change by forwarding messages, it changes with hard work and dedication.

Must forward this message to all your friends if you want to get good news in 24 hours!

It's good to be bad if you felt bad after being good.

Good Day!

"Mum", said the son to his ageing blonde mother, "When you go, do you want to be buried or cremated?"

"I don't mind", replied the mother. "Surprise me!"

Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with girlfriends.

Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with girlfriends.

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!

Last night, I saw you in my dreams. Now I can't wait to go to sleep.

I used to think that drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking!

I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I'll give u two kisses to dream. I'll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

It's not bad to be a dumb. Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!